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Subject: Countermeasures for Epidemic of Congressional Ignorance?

Hi Everyone,

Please excuse the inept and mangled metaphors, but I think I have a 
concussion from being hit by this um, fiscal responsibility?

I note this with considerable dismay since it looks a lot like we 
suddenly discovered that we are hemorrhaging from a leg so we are 
going to amputate our right arm as if we could somehow save the blood 
in that arm or keep it from flowing out our gashed leg. Let's ignore 
how much work that arm could do, for things like, well, tying a 
tourniquet around the wound from which we are actually bleeding?


Better idea. Let's rescind the minimum wage and hire all those 
displaced refugees, oops, no, they're called.... what was it? Ah yes, 
evacuees. How much more civilized can you get? I never thought 
ignorance was contagious till now.

Rex Brooks
President, CEO
Starbourne Communications Design
GeoAddress: 1361-A Addison
Berkeley, CA 94702
Tel: 510-849-2309

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