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:-D Thanks, Rex Francis McCabe wrote: > > > Begin forwarded message: > >> *From: *mack <mack@mackenzieresearch.com >> <mailto:mack@mackenzieresearch.com>> >> *Date: *February 9, 2010 3:56:10 PM PST >> *To: *"Ian Marshall" <imarshall@starviewtechnology.com >> <mailto:imarshall@starviewtechnology.com>>, Frank McCabe >> <fmccabe@starviewtechnology.com <mailto:fmccabe@starviewtechnology.com>> >> *Subject: **[Fwd: FW: Demographics of Newspaper Readers]* >> >> >> >> *From: *Ann Grewe <annie.grewe@gmail.com <mailto:annie.grewe@gmail.com>> >> *Date: *February 9, 2010 3:33:46 PM PST >> *To: *Gloria Schley <Gloria.Schley@revenue.wi.gov >> <mailto:Gloria.Schley@revenue.wi.gov>>, Holly Habeck >> <hollyhabeck1@att.net <mailto:hollyhabeck1@att.net>>, Jack & >> MaryAlice Grewe <JGrewe4260@aol.com <mailto:JGrewe4260@aol.com>>, Jim >> Bingel <jimbingel@gmail.com <mailto:jimbingel@gmail.com>>, Kathy >> Porter <KathyMPorter@comcast.net <mailto:KathyMPorter@comcast.net>>, >> Mack Mackenzie <Mack@MackenzieResearch.com >> <mailto:Mack@MackenzieResearch.com>>, Marj & Les Molskness >> <norseman.2@juno.com <mailto:norseman.2@juno.com>>, Marie Evans >> <evansms1@aol.com <mailto:evansms1@aol.com>>, Maureen Slauson >> <mtslauson@gmail.com <mailto:mtslauson@gmail.com>>, Mildred Larson >> <mildredlarson@sbcglobal.net <mailto:mildredlarson@sbcglobal.net>>, >> Nancy Dwyer <Nancy.Dwyer@MyFWC.com <mailto:Nancy.Dwyer@MyFWC.com>>, >> Pearl & Sam Seavitte <smseavitte@hotmail.com >> <mailto:smseavitte@hotmail.com>>, Sandra Nolan >> <sandrajnolan@gmail.com <mailto:sandrajnolan@gmail.com>> >> *Subject: **FW: Demographics of Newspaper Readers* >> >> >> Demographics of Newspaper Readers >> >> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. >> >> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. >> >> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the >> country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. >> >> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country >> but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like >> their statistics shown in pie charts. >> >> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running >> the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have >> to leave Southern California to do it. >> >> 6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the >> country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much. >> >> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's >> running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a >> seat on the train. >> >> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running >> the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably >> while intoxicated. >> >> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country >> but need the baseball scores. >> >> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if >> there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they >> oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the >> leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also >> happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy, >> provided of course, that they are not Republicans. >> >> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the >> grocery store. >> >> 12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently >> caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it. >> >> >> >> > -- Rex Brooks President, CEO Starbourne Communications Design GeoAddress: 1361-A Addison Berkeley, CA 94702 Tel: 510-898-0670
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