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Subject: Re: [soa-rm-ra] Fwd: [Fwd: FW: Demographics of Newspaper Readers]



Francis McCabe wrote:
> Begin forwarded message:
>> *From: *mack <mack@mackenzieresearch.com 
>> <mailto:mack@mackenzieresearch.com>>
>> *Date: *February 9, 2010 3:56:10 PM PST
>> *To: *"Ian Marshall" <imarshall@starviewtechnology.com 
>> <mailto:imarshall@starviewtechnology.com>>, Frank McCabe 
>> <fmccabe@starviewtechnology.com <mailto:fmccabe@starviewtechnology.com>>
>> *Subject: **[Fwd: FW: Demographics of Newspaper Readers]*
>> *From: *Ann Grewe <annie.grewe@gmail.com <mailto:annie.grewe@gmail.com>>
>> *Date: *February 9, 2010 3:33:46 PM PST
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>> *Subject: **FW: Demographics of Newspaper Readers*
>> Demographics of Newspaper Readers
>> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
>> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
>> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
>> country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
>> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
>> but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
>> their statistics shown in pie charts.
>> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
>> the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have
>> to leave  Southern California to do it.
>> 6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
>> country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
>> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
>> running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a
>> seat on the train.
>> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running
>> the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
>> while intoxicated.
>> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
>> but need the baseball scores.
>> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if
>> there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
>> oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
>> leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also
>> happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy,
>> provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
>> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
>> grocery store.
>> 12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently
>> caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.

Rex Brooks
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Starbourne Communications Design
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