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Subject: RE: [wsrm] Slides for OASIS submission release candidate

Good one.
Who wants to volunteer writing a charter for WSNJ (WS-NormativeJoke)?
The basics ought to include the collection of all known standard jokes
(of course) and a schema for their representation.

-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff Mischkinsky [mailto:jeff.mischkinsky@Oracle.com] 
Sent: Friday, May 07, 2004 12:23 PM
To: Bob Freund; wsrm@lists.oasis-open.org
Subject: Re: [wsrm] Slides for OASIS submission release candidate

At 03:04 AM 5/7/2004, Bob Freund wrote:

>As promised, here is the submission release candidate.
>The editor has made efforts to collect all opinion however also took a
>of editorial license as well.
>The final version will be submitted ca. 4:00p EDT.
>For any comment to be reflected in the submission, it must be received 
>prior to 3:00p EDT.
>Due to the tight schedule, please restrict your comments to:
>1)       corrections of technical detail mangled by the editor
>2)       corrections to grammar, spelling, or other embarrassing lapse
>3)       Any good joke as long as it is provided without copyright

<Mandatory IPR Statement>
I hereby provide a quit claim to any ownership rights I may have to 
copyright, patent, and/or any other right yet to be invented to try to 
claim ownership of the following joke. I donate all my other rights and 
privileges to the Intergalatic Bad Jokes, Unbounded (Ubd.), an 
extra-terrestrial organization to be formed sometime before the universe

turns to lukewarm iron.

Why did the reliable message try to cross the internet?
To see if it could get to the other side.

All derisive email should be sent to supremebeing@devnull.com


>All jokes will be screened by a dreadfully partial panel of one
>Any found lacking will be immediately defenestrated and the perpetrator

>will be pummeled about the head and shoulders with a hail of derisive
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>the OASIS TC), go to 

Jeff Mischkinsky                      jeff.mischkinsky@oracle.com
Consulting Member Technical Staff     +1(650)506-1975
Director, Web Services Standards      500 Oracle Parkway M/S 4OP9
Oracle Corporation                    Redwood Shores, CA 94065

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