They kind of look like little football helmets, after all...

["California Olive Committee" <caolive@bammill.com>]

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Dear Friend,

It has now become clear to us that the site www.oliveconspiracy.com is determined to discourage you from providing your families, especially male members of same, with tasty and nutritious football-day snacks that include California Ripe Olives. We won’t speculate whether another organization, such as the Pickled Pigs' Feet Foundation, might be behind this campaign, but we are forced to again deny that ripe olives are in any way responsible for a rise in global warming or any other international calamity. Since it’s clear that you people are visiting www.oliveconspiracy.com in droves, we can only hope it is to have a good laugh.

California Ripe Olives

California Olive Committee · 1903 N. Fine Ave. #102 · Fresno, CA 93727